Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Throwback Theater 5

John Woo's “The Killer” 1989


By A T Folino

So far up to this point every movie I have reviewed has always had an underlining silliness to it. This is not one of those movies. “The Killer” is a 1989 classic gangster movie with some of the greatest action sequences ever committed to film. John Woo and Chow Yun Fat are one of the greatest actor director pairs of all time. So sit back and enjoy the review.

Chow Yun Fat plays Jeffery a hit-man with a heart of gold whom is seeking redemption after blinding Jennie a nightclub singer with the muzzle flash from one of his guns. When not working Jeffery is a nice guy but when he has a contract he is pure bad ass. He is an ambidextrous lone gunfighter with twin 45's of fury. On the other side of the coin we have Danny Lee playing in a stretch Inspector Lee Jeffery's equal in every way except he is a by the book Hong Kong cop. When Jeffery is turned on after a botched assassination he and Lee team up to take their enemies down in a hailstorm of bullets.


In 1989 Woo and Fat were hot off the heels of their 1987 gangster masterpiece “A Better Tomorrow” witch will be reviewed here soon. For “The Killer” Woo upped the drama and the bullets. Believe me when I say this movie is a classic in every way it has been in my personal top ten list of movies for almost 20 years. “The Killer” gets the highest possible recommendation every action fan should see this movie. The final showdown in a church is the second greatest action sequence ever filmed in my opinion. Enjoy the movie.

Things to watch for!!!!

The whole damn movie!!!!!

Throwback Theater 4

The Story of Ricky” AKA Riki-Oh

 

By A T Folino

Here it is the grandaddy of all over the top bloody kung fu movies “The Story of Ricky” and yes it is everything that you have heard. Set in the year 2001 the prison system has been privatized by big corporations it is behind the walls of one of those prisons we meet Ricky Ho a former music student turned superhuman kung fu expert. Ricky is serving 10 years for killing the drug dealer that killed his girlfriend in a fit of rage. After Ricky is processed in the prison we are treated to 91 minutes of the most over the top craziness ever committed to film. Over the course of the film we see people get punched in half, intestines used as a garrote, the musical stylings of Ricky playing the opium leaf and a rubber suited monster turned into ground beef.

Ricky is a master of Qigong kung fu I guess this means Cuisinart in Chinese being that he rips people apart like a human food processor. When released in 1991 “Story of Ricky” was infamous for being the first movie to gain a Category III rating purely based on violence and mayhem. By today's standards the movie is tame as the violence is like watching a human cartoon or comic book with blood and violence taken to silly levels. Case in point during his fight with Oscar a tattooed member of the prison gang the ligaments in Ricky's arm are severed and he is forced to tie them back together using his teeth. The mayhem plus the silly dubbing makes this movie a b grade epic for the ages. A rare piece of cinema to find on DVD it is now readily available to watch on Netflix in all its uncut glory.

Things to watch for!!!!!

The head squish!!!!

Ricky's surgery on his own arm.

The Warden monster!!!

The fat, one eyed and hook handed assistant warden (Pure Comic Genius)

The Gang of Four

Kung Fu graveyard training.

The Dragon Lives Again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSytEMiyKjY

Throwback Theater 3

The Dragon Lives Again”

By A T Folino


Bruce Lee has died and descended into Hell. Though his psychical body has changed but he still retains all of his skill in Jeet Kune Do. Bruce must try to battle his way out of Hell with the help of new found allies the One Armed Swordsman, Kane from “Kung Fu” and the greatest martial artist of all time Popeye the sailor man. See Bruce Lee battle the likes of James Bond, Zatoichi, Clint Eastwood and Count Dracula and his pajama wearing zombies. Will Bruce Lee escape the Underworld?

By reading this you are probably wondering what your humble movie critic has been smoking and thinking maybe this is made up. This is the plot for the all time craziest Brucesploitation extravaganza “The Dragon Lives Again”. The plot reminds me of a conversation I would have had with my buddies during a session of drinking arguing who would win in complete fights of fantasy. The movie opens with the text proclaiming “This film is dedicated to the millions who love Bruce Lee” after reading this the viewers are treated to 90 minutes of head scratching weirdness that you will never forget. Starring as Bruce Lee we have Bruce Leong who recently played the beast in “Kung Fu Hustle” .

This movie is highly recommended to watch with a bunch of smart-asses and an endless supply of beer. Seeing a fake Bruce Lee training Popeye is worth the the time to watch the movie for itself. SCU recommended and approved.

Don't Miss
} A group of ladies finding Bruce's “special weapon”

} Bruce meeting an evil Zatoichi in a Tea house

} James Bond and the Chinese Clint Eastwood

} Dracula and the most pathetic minions of all time

} The whole movie!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Photo of the week 8/26/2012


Frankenburger!!!



Today’s photo comes from the Clifton Hill section of Niagara Falls. Joined in the same building you have a Burger King and the House of Frankenstein haunted attraction. In a great example of cross promotional marketing we have a giant fiberglass Frankenstein’s Monster eating a Whopper with cheese. This photo was taken in late September 2003 on a weekend getaway with someone special. Every time I look at this photo I smile and let out a little chuckle to myself while remembering better times.

Thank You for Looking!!!!

Throwback Theater presents a review of

“I Like to Hurt People” 1985


By A T Folino


In the late 1970’s the years before the WWF took over the world of wrestling. In the years before Hulkamania ruled “Brother!!!!.” There was the territory system of professional wrestling leagues all around the United States. One of the most violent territories at the time was in Detroit. 15 years before we would hear the chant of ECW there was Big Time Wrestling the local NWA affiliate. Most of the carnage was caused by one man one madman the Sheik and his arsenal of pencils, spikes and fireballs. His exploits are that of legend. For decades the Detroit wrestling scene was scarred with his legacy like the bodies and heads of his rivals.
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By reading the above paragraph I have helped to put you in the proper mindset to sit back and watch the cult wrestling classic “I Like to Hurt People”. Filmed in various locations over the course of 2 years in the late 1970’s the movie serves as a time capsule look at the territory system and wrestling at the time. Filmed as a quasi documentary about a group of concerned citizens trying to get the Sheik banned from wrestling and TV because of his violent and crazy antics. Also starring are some of the biggest names in wrestling from the 1970’s including Andre the Giant, Dusty Rhodes, Terry Funk, Abdullah the Butcher and Dick the Bruiser. It is great fun to see these legends take on the Sheik and one by one get bloodied by him. This film is a must watch for the so called hardcore wrestling fan or just a fan of classic wrestling. This movie is a SCU high recommendation.

The Sheik’s real name was Ed Farhat the owner and booker of Big Time Wrestling. He had a great mind for business and kayfabe or making it look as if his antics as the Sheik were real. To make things seem legit he would speak quasi Arabic in public and if fans bothered him on the street he would toss flash paper fireballs at them.
Today’s so called stars could learn a lesson about the psychology of wrestling from him.


Things to watch out for!!!!

) Andre the Giant with the Jeep.

) The Sheik and Dick the Bruiser brawl.

) A great look at a young Terry Funk and Dusty Rhodes

As Always enjoy the movie!!!!

Friday, August 17, 2012

Throwback Theater Movie Reviews #1

Throwback Theater Review of the week.
8/19/2012

“The Street Fighter” 1974

Starring Sonny Chiba.

 

 


By A T Folino

    With the advent of streaming broadband video being available 24/7 by way of
YouTube or Video on Demand movie fans like me can watch many classic cult movies that a few years ago were not available at the local video store.  Every week we will give a spoiler free review of a different cult classic movie.  They will run the entire spectrum from Comedy to Kung Fu.  With that being said I am proud to give you my first review of a movie close to my heart the 1974 Kung fu classic “The Street Fighter”.  Starring the Japanese patron Saint of ass kicking Sonny Chiba.

    Chiba plays Terry Tsurugi a half Chinese half Japanese master of Karate and just an all around badass.  The movie opens with Terry dressed as a Taoist Priest giving last rights to a convicted killer Jungo whom his family has paid to be set free.  As the guards leave we get our first glimpse of how much of a BMF Tsurugi is as he hits Jungo with a coma punch to get him out of his execution.  From there the movie just gets more exciting as Terry and his sidekick Ratnose set out on a series of bloody adventures fighting everyone along the way including the police, mafia, yakuza, and an entire karate dojo. 

    “The Street Fighter” is a must watch for any fan of grind house or drive in movies.  The movie is a throwback to a time before everyone became so damn sensitive about everything.  It is politically incorrect and proud of it.  “The Street Fighter” has SCU’s highest recommendation.  In closing if you have an hour and a half to kill kick back turn your brain off and watch this martial arts classic.


Things to watch for!!!

The prison fight a great intro to Terry.
The apartment building high dive.
Terry fighting the short and chubby master of the Karate dojo.
X ray skull crush!!!!
Painful appendage rip.
The fight on the oil tanker in the rain
The Voice box!!!!!


Please enjoy the movie!!!

Steel City Snapshot of the Week



Week of 8/19/2012

    Standing at 25 ft tall,  crouched in the classic football 3 point stance,  and made up of the many local bridges in the metro Pittsburgh area here is Arch.  The Steel City’s
own giant transforming robot.  Bringing back memories of “Tranformers” cartoons and
the giant monster movies from Japan I watched as a kid.  I had to snap a picture of him
in all his glory.  With that being said Arch is no longer at his spot near the downtown
Pittsburgh Goodyear tire store he was taken down to have some work done.  Hopefully
soon enough the Steel City will once again have its giant robot protector back!

A T Folino

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Hardcore Justice Review


The Hardcore Justice Pay-Per-View opened with Hernandez/Chavo Guerrero vs. Kid Kash/Gunner, which was an average match that was more suited for Impact than a PPV event. From a booking prospective, the match itself showcased Hernandez, which was a good decision because despite TNA fumbling his initial push, Hernandez could be a star for the promotion. Chavo used the frog splash to get the pin, which helps establish him in TNA, but that being said, I don't know how much Chavo really brings to the table at this point in his career. However, if teaming with Chavo can help establish Hernandez then it's effective booking.

The Falls Count Anywhere match was a triple threat match, as Deangelo Dinero was attacked prior to the contest. It was a good match that emphasized the falls count anywhere stipulation with Rob Van Dam getting the pin on the ramp. Magnus deserves credit as he stepped up his game and was on par with RVD and Ken Anderson during the match. Speaking of Ken Anderson, after the conclusion of the Bound For Glory series, TNA might want to shift gears and give him a run as TNA TV champion since he's been lost in the shuffle so to speak in the main event picture. Despite winning twenty points for the win, I doubt RVD will go to Bound For Glory to challenge for the title since he already had a title run.

I didn't expect much from the TV title match, but it was a really solid match and Devon retained the title. The match really helped Devon's run as TV champion, considering it's been rather lackluster thus far, but Devon didn't get too much help as his recent PPV opponent include Robbie E the past few months. Kazarian, who is one half of the tag champions, gave Devon someone to work with and it helped present a solid match. Some speculated that Devon would drop the title since it was reported that his contact, along with Bully Ray's contact would be expiring soon, but considering Devon is still TV champion and Bully won a match at the PPV, it seems as though both of them could resign with the company.

The Knockouts title match was nothing special and again, it was more of a match for Impact rather than a PPV. Madison Rayne won the title, but I don't think it help jump start the knockouts division, which was once one of the highlights of TNA shows. The major problem with the knockouts division is that TNA destroyed most of the credibility of the division when they had Eric Young and ODB win the knockouts tag team titles because it made the division seem like a joke. Velvet Sky, who was a former knockouts champion, was recently released from the company so the division seems to be lacking some talent, compared to when it was one of the highlights of TNA shows. Both Gail Kim and Tara are being underutilized at the moment so hopefully they will be given a chance to have more featured matches on TNA TV. Speaking of Tara, she's really underrated in my opinion and although she didn't get a Trish or Lita type of push in the WWE, she deserves to be mentioned with them as some of the best woman's wrestlers in WWE history because she has the skills in the ring.

The tables match was a really good match and it built well to the table spot at the conclusion of the match. There was a botched spot where Robbie E didn't move a table fast enough as Bully Ray was getting suplexed and Bully clipped the edge of the table, which looked brutal. Just a few things to mention about some of the competitors and the storylines in the match. Bully Ray won the match, but I don't think he will win the series. However, Bully deserves a lot of credit for completely reinventing himself during the past few months and he's become one of the better heels on the TNA roster. Despite completely botching his initial title run, I think James Storm has the potential and the skills to be a major star for the company. Originally, it seemed like TNA was building towards a Storm vs. Bobby Roode match at Bound For Glory, but after Aries defeated Roode at Hardcore Justice, it will be interesting to see if Storm actually wins the series to get a title shot or if there will be a Storm vs. Roode match at Bound For Glory. Jeff Hardy has had a better run in TNA the past few months and hopefully he continues on the right path because despite his laundry list of problems, Jeff Hardy is a talented performer and it would be sad to see him not use the talent.

The X Division title match was a great technically and aerial match. It was a great performance that both Zema Ion and Kenny King needed, as they are still establishing themselves in TNA. While he's the X Division champion, Ion still hasn't been featured too much on TNA TV since his debut, but the match at Hardcore Justice really showcased his skills. Ion is great in the ring and hopefully, there will be more opportunities for him to show his skills on PPV. Similar to Ion, Kenny King was relatively unestablished in TNA, and despite not winning the title, he proved he deserves to be on the TNA roster. There was some controversy surrounding King's debut in TNA because he signed with the organization while he was still one half of the Ring of Honor tag team champions. That being said, King wasn't under contract to ROH and he got an opportunity in TNA. You can't really blame King for signing with TNA because it gives him a chance to appear on national TV and PPV on the same show as some of the legends of the sport. That compared to an ROH product that has been struggling for years and a syndicated TV show as well as internet pay per view that is notorious for technical problems during shows. That isn't intended to be a jab at ROH because they have some great talent on the roster, but it's understandable that King opted for TNA.

The ladder match was insane and there were some crazy spots, including AJ Styles being face planted into the canvas during a muscle buster/german suplex combination. AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels deserve alot of credit for taking most of the crazy spots during the match, but Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle also added to the match. This was probably the match of the night and there was too much action to describe, but a few side notes about some of the wrestlers in the match. AJ Styles won the match, but considering the storyline during the past few weeks on Impact, it doesn't seem like he is going to win the series. That being said, the whole AJ storyline is ridiculous and really unnecessary, considering he doesn't need a storyline that attempts to use shock value. Styles is great in the ring and he can get over with the crowd using his wrestling ability. Styles is a tremendous athlete and that should be the focus of the storyline. There's a reason that Styles has the credibility to be put into the main event picture at anytime and it's because he's one of the best wrestlers in the history of TNA. Christopher Daniels' current heel turn is probably the best of his career and he has had some improvement on the mic, which has really helped the heel character. Daniels is one half of the tag champions and it will be interesting to see what direction the heel character goes in the next few months. It's great to see Samoa Joe getting a push, after floundering in the company for months and despite TNA fumbling his initial main event push, I think he could still be a major star for the company.

The main event built to a great match and Austin Aries as the TNA World champion has really benefit the company. I think one of the main reasons TNA has seen such an improvement in the product is because they are finally creating their own brand and they aren't presented as a second rate WWE product. TNA doesn't have the appearance of a WWE retirement home, where stars of the 90s or every recently released WWE star go just to get a pay check. It will be interesting to see the next few challengers for the TNA title and hopefully the product will continue to improve the next few months.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

The State of The NWA


The National Wrestling Alliance was the top promotion in the United States at one point and it’s history was decorated with some of the best champions to ever step into a ring. Lou Thez, Karl Gotch, Ric Flair, Dusty Rhodes, Harley Race, and Terry Funk were just some of the competitors that wore the historic NWA world title. So, what happened? How did an organization that was once at the top of the wrestling world plummet to mostly independent promoters leeching off the history of the promotion? For those that are unaware, there has been a recent shift in power in the NWA, as a result of a lawsuit where former president, Bob Trobich was being sued for insurance fraud. Other NWA board members brought the suit to Trobich and as a settlement, they will take control of the NWA with board member, Bruce Thrape leading the group. So, leeching off the history will continue and the name of the National Wrestling Alliance will be tarnished, just as its been tarnished for nearly two decades.

That being said, the legitimate National Wrestling Alliance closed when Jim Crockett sold his promotion to Ted Turner and the name was changed to World Championship Wrestling. Since the sell to Turner, the remaining board members have leeched off of anything they could in an attempt to rebuild the NWA. In my opinion, the “NWA” has lacked credibility and legitimacy since Turner bought Jim Crockett promotions and there has been a pattern of the “NWA” trying to leech off of other promotions than trying to rebuild itself. Perhaps the most famous example is when ECW was gaining momentum in 1994 and the NWA board attempted to use the platform for a tournament to decide a new champion. Shane Douglas threw down the belt, did one of the more memorable promos in wrestling history, and it showed that the NWA was still irrelevant. When Total Nonstop Action debuted in 2002, the promotion used the NWA title as a way get the product recognized by the fans, but when they decided to create their own titles a few years later, it actually helped the company in my opinion because they were no longer scene as a company trying to use the NWA legacy and at the same time, the NWA couldn’t claim to have a national presence leeching off of TNA exposure. The trend continued in recent years as Adam Pearce, who made a noble attempt to reestablish the title, revealed the title at a Ring Of Honor show in 2008 but ROH has struggled itself in the past few years so it wasn’t a launching pad for the NWA title. Don’t get me wrong, some promoters have tried to showcase the title, but after the world title tournament generated some talk last year, Joey Machete, who uses a rip off Sheik gimmick, refused to drop the title to Adam Pearce and was subsequently stripped of the belt.

The point being here, the legitimate NWA closed two decades ago and the current “NWA” is not only irrelevant, but also a joke considering the recent lawsuit for insurance fraud. The ONLY places that the NWA titles have any credibility are Japan and Mexico, which is more so because of their respect for the history of pro wrestling than the credibility of the modern NWA. The legitimate NWA that was Jim Crockett promotions had some of the best wrestling in the history of the sport so enjoy the old VHS tapes or DVDs of the classic Terry Funk, Ricky Steamboat, Midnight Express, and other matches, but the modern “NWA” is a completely different entity, despite using the same letters so don’t let it tarnish the classic legacy.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Classic Movie at a Classic Theater

Steel City Underground

Temple of Doom screening at the Hollywood Theater”

By Anthony Folino



            On June 11, I had an opportunity to see the classic “Indiana Jones and
The Temple of Doom” at a classic American theater.  The Hollywood Theater
Nestled in the Pittsburgh suburb of Dormont PA is a classic 400 seat theater that
has been standing since 1933.  It has also been the off and on home of the
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” for the past twenty years.  Over the years I have
seen many movies at the Hollywood but this was special.  Being a child of the
1980’s Dr Indiana Jones was one of my heroes so seeing “Temple of Doom
on the big screen was a real treat for me.



            Passing under the baby blue neon sign that hangs in front of the theater
I enter the lobby the smell of fresh popped popcorn fills the air and I think to
myself this is the real deal.  Upon paying for my ticket, popcorn and soda I
realize that the total price would have been the price of a single ticket at the
local megaplex theater.  I take my ticket and my food and head for the balcony
this is what sets this theater apart from most of the others around the Pittsburgh
area. 



            At 9:30 the lights go dark and we are treated to a 1940’s Superman
cartoon a great flashback to when I was a child.  As the cartoon ends we
are treated to the main movie in all of its big screen glory.  All of a sudden
I am 6 years old again thinking it would be cool to swing from a bullwhip
and that the mine carts would make one hell of a rollercoaster.  It was fun to
go back to a simpler time.


            The Hollywood theater is run by a local non profit called Friends of
The Hollywood and we here at Steel City Underground Love that.  Please
take a break from the malls and megaplexes go eat at a local restaurant and
see a movie at an independent theater.  Support your local small businesses
that is what we are all about.