Throwback Theater 3
“The Dragon Lives Again”
By
A T Folino
Bruce
Lee has died and descended into Hell. Though his psychical body has
changed but he still retains all of his skill in Jeet Kune Do. Bruce
must try to battle his way out of Hell with the help of new found
allies the One Armed Swordsman, Kane from “Kung Fu” and the
greatest martial artist of all time Popeye the sailor man. See Bruce
Lee battle the likes of James Bond, Zatoichi, Clint Eastwood and
Count Dracula and his pajama wearing zombies. Will Bruce Lee escape
the Underworld?
By
reading this you are probably wondering what your humble movie critic
has been smoking and thinking maybe this is made up. This is the
plot for the all time craziest Brucesploitation extravaganza “The
Dragon Lives Again”. The plot reminds me of a conversation I would
have had with my buddies during a session of drinking arguing who
would win in complete fights of fantasy. The movie opens with the
text proclaiming “This film is dedicated to the millions who love
Bruce Lee” after reading this the viewers are treated to 90 minutes
of head scratching weirdness that you will never forget. Starring as
Bruce Lee we have Bruce Leong who recently played the beast in “Kung
Fu Hustle” .
This
movie is highly recommended to watch with a bunch of smart-asses and
an endless supply of beer. Seeing a fake Bruce Lee training Popeye
is worth the the time to watch the movie for itself. SCU recommended
and approved.
Don't
Miss
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A group of ladies finding Bruce's “special weapon”
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Bruce meeting an evil Zatoichi in a Tea house
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James Bond and the Chinese Clint Eastwood
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Dracula and the most pathetic minions of all time
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The whole movie!!!!!!
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